Hi, if you are attending JSM 2019. You are respectfully invited to have "TEA with TRUMP: Tuned Ratio Unbiased Mean Predictor".
We also respectfully invite all Survey Statisticians to visit us at booth no 437. Relax on a Special and Comfortable Chair and read the monograph entitled, "TRUMP: Tuned Ratio Unbiased Mean Predictor".
This year, I am still not sure if "Three Queens of Statistics" are visiting us. These Queens are very cleaver, in one of my dream they found a chance to "pack me in a box", and my dream was later published in the magazine "The Chance". Please see the attachment. I can tell you the whole story behind this box-packing at Booth No 437.
If you are attending JSM -2019 with kids, please do not forget to get either an "Elephant" or a "Donkey" or a "Monkey" for them.
Hope to see you there. Please see the attachment.
With regards
Sarjinder
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[Sarjinder] [Singh]
[Professor]
[Texas A&M University-Kingsville]
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